hey guyss
im like SOOO DURNKKK rgut know like acgtually what the fcukck
who even let me have a log
who gave me ghost access
HELOO???????
i can barely even typw
whateverrr
i was gonna wriet about something impotant but i forgat what it wass
wait
chairs
no
music
o wait i think ir twas about life
whatevr like same thing basicallt
sok so like have you ever listened to a song and been like
"ooohhh this is kinad good" and then 2 mintues later yioure staring at the ceiling like oh my gof my entie life id obet
because SAME
music iss o evil actually
liekw hy can a song do that
its ltieralyl just noises mixed ahnd mashed together
omeone went
ding ding boomb oboom guitar noise
sorry i m hack i was watching youthbe some guy installed macos on an ipd
awyays
now im thuinkng about someine i havent spoken to in like 4 years
fuck off
thats not even fair dawg
also i just knocked my drink over a bit
its fine
IT IS FINE
i got it mostly
anwyay what was i saying
oh yeayh music
music is like
emotion soup
wait that sounds stupid
no actually it really doesnt
emotion soup is real ❤️🩹
some songs r happy soup
some songs r sad soup
some sojngs are the kinda soup wheer u text someine "i miss u" and then wake up the next morning and stare at ur pgone in absolute fucking horror
do NAWT do that btw
or do im literally not ur mother
i can barely see the keyboard
like whya re the letters so close together who even designed this bullshit
terrible computer
who even designed this
ok wiat i have smth important to say it slike genuinely important
i think poeple dont realize when theyre having a goodti ime like
youll jus tbe outisde somewhere with ur firned doinf absolutely nothing
and ur like ye wtv
and then like 2 yrs later ur lying in bed thinking like holy shit i would do anything to be back there
thats so fucked up
i miss u haki
there should be a little popup ⚠️HEY DUMBASS THIS IS GONNA BE NOSTALGIA SLOP LATER ⚠️
so u can pay atetniton
instead im al2ways looking at this damn fucking hpone
actually my phone is currently on 2%
goodbye solider
wait where was i like
oh my god frogs i fucking love frogs
this has nothing to do with anything
but frogs are so fucking funny
theyre just lije :|
and then they jump
what r u even doing bro
what appointment do u have
nothing ur a frong
sit down
wait frogs cant sit
can frogs sit
i dont think tje can
im gonna google that later
not no
i cannot be trusted with actual information riuhgt now
i need the toilet ill be back
i juts reread the ifirst paragraph what even is this artical about
nayve thats the opoint
maybe life is just liek this
OH MY GOFDDDDDD
wait thats actually profoudn
life is klike being drunk and then writing a blog because you think theres a point and then halfway through you realize youve just been talking about frogs for 10 minutes
holy shit someone put that on a shirt
actually
dont
i will sue
do i have to own the phrase to sue
idk
lawyers figure it out im busy
i think ive reached the part of beign drunk where everything is either the funniest + cutest thing i've evre seen or its just the saddest thing i've ever seen like i've been looking at old family photos and i was so cute back then like how did i end up the way that i am i was just this cute tiny little girl at some point and my parents looked happy, theres a photo of them on a boat and i've realized that my mom is holding a lighter
like mom like daughter whatever the saying is
there is just no middle anymore
i looked at my lamp earlier and nearl cried becaue its always been there for me
its a lampf or fuck sakes
why did tha tmake me sad again
oh my god poor lamp
aaanywywaayyysss i love you guys
probably unless i dont know you
then like respectuflly hello sir
i think i should stop typing before i confess to a crome i didnt commit
or start ranking my friends
or post my bank details
noen of those are good blog topics
so yeah finaly message
listen to good music tell your friends you love tem appreciate chairs frogs are amazing dont trust me with a kayboard
and if i wake up tomorrow and this is still published im deleting the internet
goodniiiiggghhhttttttttttt